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[Fredricka]

How do you get nicot8ne stains on 1 cheek?

 

[Seamajor]

From that butt hanging out of your mouth.

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajors dying for a pic of me

 

[Lily]

God doesn't hate sinners. We're all sinners according to Christian teachings.

 

[Seamajor]

Fucking fool

 

[Lily]

He specifically said what he did hate in Proverbs 6: 16-19

 

[Fredricka]

It wouldn't get on my cheek though, have you ever met a smoker Seamajor?

 

[Seamajor]

Save it Fred. The picture you’re painting is as ugly as Scouses shaved butt.

 

[Lily]

Were you a smoker @Seamajor?

 

[Adam]

Do you realise that the US bible has been "revised" over the years Lily?

 

[Adam]

Certain passages have been translated in a bias fashion

 

[Seamajor]

I steer clear of the smoking crowd. They all seem to be stupid

 

[Seamajor]

And smell bad

 

[Adam]

I got into an argument with Lokmar over this, as he refused to acknowledge it

 

[Seamajor]

Like half dead Fred

 

[Fredricka]

Now its adam butt youre thinking about, leave that guy alone Seamajor hes not into you

 

[Adam]

Fredricka's a hotty semen, you could do a lot worse.

 

[Adam]

I only just noticed that

 

[Adam]

WTF Semen?

 

[Lily]

Did you ever smoke though Seamajor?

 

[Adam]

For one thing I dont shave my ass Lol

 

[Lily]

I only ask because you sound like a reformed smoker/drinker/gambler sometimes...

 

[Adam]

I think Lily does

 

[Adam]

Or her nurse does

 

[Fredricka]

Ty adam, Seamajor wouldnt have a chance with either of us

 

[Seamajor]

I like fat doobies

 

[Fredricka]

Now the truth comes out, Seamajor SMOKES

 

[Seamajor]

Thank you Fred. You are right.

 

[Adam]

Yeah he smokes weed. And sausage apparently, but not ciggies.

 

[Lily]

Ok @Seamajor