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[Lily]

Who else hurts your ass crack?

 

[Lily]

Seems you have a very long list of people to wail about.

 

[Lily]

Fuck...how can any woman stand you?

 

[Frood]

Nothing, if I'm preparing the meals.

 

[Lily]

My guy doesn't sit around bitching about EVERYTHING

 

[Lily]

He would have been out on his ass if so

 

[Frood]

Female prepared meals can tear up a digestive track like nothing else

 

[Frood]

I bet your guy eats before he arrives at your joint.

 

[Frood]

Bitches these days could burn water.

 

[Lily]

Arrives? He has lived with me for over a decade

 

[Lily]

He loves my cooking.

 

[Frood]

Bullshit... unless he wants to look like a pig too.

 

[Lily]

Of course, being Texan Mexican food is one of his top likes

 

[Fredricka]

Blokes should definitely get back in the kitchen and do all the cooking, no argument from me

 

[Frood]

Reheated taco bell....

 

[Lily]

He's got a 34 inch waist...if that's a pig, what's your bro, Piggly? A blue whale?

 

[Fredricka]

Blokes probably clean better too, they can take over that as well

 

[Lily]

Lol @Fredicka He has about 4 things he makes well. He makes the best omelet. I don't even try to cook one.

 

[Frood]

What's a guy with a 34 inch waist doing with a morbidly obese sow that can't see her own feet?

 

[Lily]

Not your problem is it, shallow fuck?

 

[Fredricka]

My husband does omelette better too and lasagne, i let him get on with

 

[Frood]

Oink?

 

[Lily]

You only have control over your own life. Try to stay in your lane.

 

[Lily]

He also makes a good pot roast...

 

[Frood]

Bitches be like "what am I going to make for dinner...hmm...nothing here. Must shop!". Dudes be like, "I can make those 5-7 ingredients mesh and jive. Sit down."

 

[X]

I can make filet mignon and a side of green beans with potatoes and gravy with just a bag of ramen and a few spices

 

[X]

Pffttt …

 

[Lily]

What I'm getting from all of your bitching is that your woman wears the pants.

 

[Lily]

Frood is a beta cuck, so is No One and probably a few others as well.

 

[X]

Lily you like the faggots?