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[Jack]

a half combover

 

[X]

It only stays like 2 months and turns into this sorta side swept look

 

[Jack]

looks like a spider got squished on your head, a big black hairy spider

 

[Lily]

Do you get a mohawk when the weather warms up or something?

 

[Jack]

better than those horrible silver dreads

 

[X]

I was so fucking handsome JACK, strippers would buy me drinks for the chance to know me

 

[Lily]

That's Freddie's vajayjay, jack.

 

[Jack]

jesus

 

[Lily]

 

[Jack]

I bet Fred can get his whole head up in there

 

[X]

No, my dreads were in my prime, 20 to 35 years old ..

 

[Jack]

50 years ago???????????????

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

Then the buzz cut when I started riding motorbikes in an attempt to look even tougher then the mohawk

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Dreads? When you smiled did you look like predator?

 

[X]

The Mohawk gives me the I’ve got mental issues fuck off look

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Oh X, honey. I don't even need to see you to get the "I've got mental issues" vibe...lmao

 

[Fredricka]

Jack why arent you defending my honour you bastard?

 

[X]

Because you read me here, but if I didn’t talk

 

[X]

Speaking of defending honor @Fredricka did you notice none of these cock rapers said fuck all when BF make that grotesque remark about George from Pizza Hut sucking off kids

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

That was hilarious

 

[Lily]

When did that happen? I don't remember that. Plus Yowler said it and nothing happened to him either.

 

[Jack]

Yowler got assboxed for a week over it, remember?

 

[X]

Jack had BFs cock so far down his throat you’d think they were welded together

 

[MrNiceGuy]

So George from Pizza Hut is like Macron's wife?

 

[Jack]

you have cock sucking fantasies X. Why is that?

 

[Fredricka]

No X, i didnt see that?

 

[X]

Yes yes apologize away @Lily its your thang you hideous creature LOL