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[Jack]

Mine died ages ago, thank god

 

[Fredricka]

You didnt get on with him?

 

[Jack]

No not at all. Didnt even speak to him the last 7 years of his life

 

[Jack]

So I did it over with my family and think I got it right.

 

[Fredricka]

Thats good, shame about your dad though

 

[Jack]

mmhmm. He had his moments, but in the end, no.

 

[X]

I’d imagine it’s tuff for a father to have a ghay son

 

[X]

What did he think of your dildo shop?

 

[X]

HELLLLOOOO!!! you in the butt shit stealers!!

 

[Jack]

I saved the one with the retractable jaw just for you. It has Adam's head etched on it.

 

[Jack]

His mom bought two of them.

 

[Jack]

I saved the last one for you.

 

[X]

I notice you’ve been crying about me, need a hug little fella’

 

[X]

Just don’t grab my dick

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

nah. claws don't work well for me, but thanks for the offer...

 

[X]

Q’est que se ???

 

[X]

Hug?? No?

 

[Jack]

I saw you uberboying yesterday

 

[X]

 

[X]

See!! Can’t you be a non faggot like that moar often?

 

[Jack]

thats quite a "scooter"

 

[X]

LOL still …

 

[X]

Modeled after my dick ask your mom

 

[Jack]

I can't, she's dead.

 

[Jack]

sticks and stones

 

[X]

I told her to come up for air but noooooooo

 

[X]

Nawww that was bad I apologize

 

[X]

I need to find some dinner, all these restaurants look so good

 

[X]

I just wanna joint and turn on YouTube to watch Alice