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[Adam]

Haven't even had a drink

 

[X]

I haven’t drank in 14 years

 

[X]

I lie when she passed I went nuts but shrink says it’s to be expected it’s what I do now

 

[X]

Jack just makes me wanna flick him like those door stop spring thing BOING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA.

 

[Adam]

Lily is a morning drinker lol

 

[X]

Morning beer buzz is the best

 

[Adam]

I think Jack has gone back under her skirt

 

[X]

 

[X]

He’s busy measuring a customer LOL

 

[X]

Holy fuck!!! I have a grey hair on my arm hair

 

[Adam]

Bwahaha

 

[X]

Wow

 

[X]

I turn 56 this week

 

[X]

FIFTY FUCKING 6 !!!!

 

[Adam]

If its a black guy he pushes his assistant out of the way and says "I'll do it!"

 

[X]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!! What a sight it is too

 

[Adam]

He insists on cupping the groin area first to get an exact measurement

 

[Adam]

This can take around 15 mins sometimes

 

[Adam]

I'm surprised Admin hasn't asked for a job in there

 

[X]

LMAO!

 

[X]

I picture the fella from are you being served LOLOL

 

[X]

Lily is Mrs slocombe

 

[Adam]

Hahaha

 

[Adam]

"I'm freeeeeee!"

 

[Adam]

Yeah, always talking about her pussy lol

 

[The Prowler]

Hold shit. X is old.

 

[The Prowler]

Not @Jack old.

 

[The Prowler]

But old.

 

[Adam]

I Jack, Admin and Semen are all in their 70's I think

 

[Adam]

Jack, Admin and Semen are all in their 70's I think