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[Lily]

See Adam's energy right now? It's why he won't ever have a woman by his side for 45 years

 

[Adam Hitler]

HAHA Lily is mad.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Truth hurts huh?

 

[Adam Hitler]

She always lashes out when a nerve is touched.

 

[Lily]

No independent self-sufficient woman will put up with him.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Pot kettle?

 

[Jack]

Thanks god for hookers I guess then?

 

[Adam Hitler]

No man in his right mind would go near you

 

[Lily]

Excuse me?

 

[Adam Hitler]

your blow-up guy is the exception of course

 

[Lily]

My man is here by my side every day.

 

[Lily]

He is my rock

 

[Jack]

as is my wife

 

[Jack]

she is mine

 

[Jack]

and also depends on me

 

[Adam Hitler]

Of course he is. Just don't sit on him, unless you want another puncture.

 

[Lily]

That's how it should be Jack. We are blessed

 

[Jack]

what a shallow self-effacing comment

 

[Jack]

@Adam Hitler

 

[Lily]

He is shallow.

 

[Lily]

That's why he rents hos

 

[Adam Hitler]

I've never banged a hooker in my life

 

[Adam Hitler]

Not my thing. Plus I rarely need to.

 

[Lily]

He may not pay cash, but he buys them enough booze to get them drunk

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

One day ill bang a hooker

 

[Lily]

And forget the mistake they're making

 

[Adam Hitler]

Stop embarrassing yourself, Lily.

 

[Lily]

I'm not at all embarrassed

 

[Jack]

3rd time you've used that old tired worn out bullshit flame this morning

 

[Lily]

You are an unsuccessful man when it cimes to women