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She was so distraught trying to pick my bike you I grabbed her and siad miss calm down it’s okay
 
Right Fucking Freddy! It’s the tears when they stream plus the lack of concentration of my girlfriend sees my bike I’m FUCKED
 
I dislike you not because you wear JACKS ballsac like a bonet it’s that you facilitate in the harm of cats
 
Remember Adam I’m 56 she was late 40s so yeah she had that MILF look