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[Reggie_Essent]

I've got a cantaloupe, but it needs at least one more day to reach perfect ripeness.

 

[Adam]

A what?

 

[X]

Naw just some women I met on a job site she was a cleaner and I caught her checking me out

 

[Adam]

Fredricka did X tell you about the time he was attacked by wild Canadian geese?

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, have fun x. Hope youre still ina good mood tomorrow, mean x is not great

 

[The Associate]

Cantaloupes are so NEGATIVE.

 

[X]

Have you ever tried cantaloupe juice Reggie?

 

[X]

Fuck is it ever refreshing

 

[Fredricka]

He did adam, i was looking for a good goose av

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sure, X. Used to put them in my smoothies.

 

[Adam]

I still laugh about that incident sometimes, sorry X.

 

[Adam]

LOL

 

[X]

Fucking geese ruffed me up bad that day

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Adam]

I had no idea they're so vicious!

 

[X]

I’ll never forget how the fucking thing swooped me right off my e-bike at the time.

 

[Adam]

Our seagulls are quite feisty

 

[Adam]

and nick people's chips

 

[X]

He was blocking the road and hissed fucki him I hissed back never should have done that

 

[Adam]

HAHAHA

 

[Adam]

the goose thought right, game on!

 

[Fredricka]

Theyre unbelievable in tenby adam, worse than anywhere else ive been

 

[X]

He really did man

 

[Adam]

Is it me or are they getting fucking massive too?

 

[Adam]

Seagulls on steds and chips

 

[Fredricka]

They are, too much junk food

 

[Adam]

Have you heard about all the rats they're getting in Brum?

 

[Adam]

Rats the size of cats. Fuck that

 

[Fredricka]

I like them, theyre so naughty

 

[X]

You like rats? No wonder you like JACK that vermin