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[Weeg]

@Jack YES!! My fovorite!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Lily needs cheering up, she needs some dad jokes

 

[jack]

God just told me to bless you all.

 

[jack]

I asked him who had sneezed?

 

[Lily]

Don't worry about it @Fredricka

 

[Fredricka]

Thats the stuff jack haha

 

[jack]

What does a baby computer call his father?

 

[Lily]

I need to find a better environment..I'm too sensitive to toxins...

 

[jack]

"data"

 

[jack]

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Lily the balloon crash was some Final Destination style stuff

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Everyone should have survived, but some didn't want to jump from the balloon when they had the chance

 

[Lily]

Yeah, it was. The people were jumping out

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

So when more than half on the people there jumped, the balloon went up quickly and they didn't have a chance

 

[Seamajor]

Balloons are dangerous

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It was either die from the fall or from the flames

 

[Lily]

Yeah, they were screwed either way...might as well take a chance.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOTS of accidents involving balloons here lately @Seamajor

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

So when more than half of the people there jumped, the balloon went up quickly and they didn't have a chance

 

[Lily]

That sucks...it always looks so peaceful

 

[Seamajor]

I see them in Napa and Sonoma over the Vineyards

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The day it happened, the weather was inappropriate for balloon flights

 

[Seamajor]

There cannot be any wind present

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But they went ahead anyway

 

[Lily]

I've seen that too...@Seamajor it's gorgeous country

 

[Seamajor]

Crazy

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The pilot probably didn't want to lose the money\

 

[Seamajor]

They are usually full of drunks on Wine

 

[Lily]

Weather in a balloon isn't something you take lightly

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Yes, balloons have no steering mechanism