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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They go where the wind takes them

 

[Seamajor]

I prefer getting loaded on the ground

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

There's a video of some youtuber who went on a balloon ride with a hidden parachute

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

He wanted to jump midflight but the pilot didn't let him

 

[Lily]

My grandma always wanted to go in one. It's about the only thing she didn't get to do.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

He said if he jumped, everyone would be in danger because of the weight differential

 

[Seamajor]

I’ve seen that blow torch that heats the air, catch the balloon on fire. Muy Surte amigos

 

[Lily]

Oh, damn. I wonder why the guy didn't skydive.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

yes, the wind blows the flame sideways

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

To be honest, I stay away from these "radical activities" here in Brazil these days

 

[Seamajor]

Looks like you and I are never going Balloon riding

 

[Alticus]

Man I miss sex.

 

[Seamajor]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The economy is not looking so good, the real has devalued too much,. Most of the equipment is imported, it's expensive. So, a lot of maintenance and corners are being cut

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Alticus LOL

 

[Seamajor]

I miss my GF.

 

[Lily]

Scary shit...

 

[Alticus]

I'll fucking die before I pay for it though.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Lily inded

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Lily indeed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I have a friend who likes to drag race, almost died in an explosion

 

[Lily]

Alticus, take a shower, put on a clean shirt...that has a collar and buttons, comb your hair, brush your teeth and go meet people...women, preferably

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When they took a look in the engine, a part he bought thinking it was original, was actually counterfeit

 

[Alticus]

@Lily lol

 

[Alticus]

You guys take care. :)

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The girls have to dance on the coffee to clean it LOL

 

[Alticus]

Yuck

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL don't worry, all the impurities stay on the peel

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

After the coffee is clean and roasted, it has no contaminants