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[Fredricka]

Alt gets intimidated when theres too many ladies

 

[Jack]

hope no one lights a match. Shit might explode

 

[Jack]

thats for sure. Unless they're trafficked women on Pornhub

 

[Lily]

Get out and it won't smell of your flatulence, Jack. Your bubghole is so loose from the assfucking you get, you don't make a sound.

 

[Lily]

Get out and it won't smell of your flatulence, Jack. Your bubghole is so loose from the assfucking you get, you don't make a sound.

 

[Jack]

then he calls on his "right hand"

 

[Lily]

No fair warning.

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

says the gaslighter, trying to deflect the obvious.

 

[Fredricka]

Speaking of right hand, where is larry?

 

[Jack]

LOOOOOL

 

[Jack]

Deep in the mudflaps, is my guess.

 

[Jack]

but you invoked his name. That should bring him running pretty quickly.

 

[Lily]

You feel so brave when your back up is here, jackass

 

[Fredricka]

Quick alt, log him in, you can talk then

 

[Jack]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Jack]

Gaslighter

 

[Lily]

Coward.

 

[Jack]

Narcissist

 

[Lily]

Yes, you are.

 

[Jack]

Narcissist

 

[Jack]

another failed "no you" from tPoTf

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I thought you two were buddies

 

[Jack]

Nah, I dumped the botch for being a total hating cunt.

 

[Jack]

Nah, I dumped the biotch for being a total hating cunt.

 

[Jack]

Turns out everybody was right about her.

 

[Lily]

See, that Ollie? He's a hater.

 

[Fredricka]

Adminge just dumped me too, people are so mean round here :(

 

[Lily]

He started a fight with me over a WNBA player. Unhinged.

 

[Jack]

She said yesterday she's happy that everyone hates her. So works to cultivate that