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[The Associate]

Go buy a quart of yogurt. When you get home, open it up and lather up your hair with it. Then shit your pants. Then hit yourself in the face with a vintage Encyclopedia.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[The Associate]

I know how you can make yourself feel better, Furd.

 

[The Associate]

Obviously, those things aren't what will make you feel better; those are just random things I want you to do. I do know how you can make yourself feel better -- but I'm not going to tell you how. I enjoy your misery. :)

 

[Fredricka]

Thats just embarrassing

 

[Fredricka]

The 2nd most stupid post u ever made

 

[The Associate]

Ahhh, thank you, thank you. Your miserable lashing-out is a balm to my soul.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Too much hate on this site

 

[Fredricka]

Hes horrible isnt he oliver

 

[The Associate]

I have a Doctorate in Horribleness.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I have a doctorate in naked ladies

 

[The Associate]

Boobalicious!

 

[Fredricka]

You also have a shit fetish

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A shit fetish???

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Fredricka]

C6 ollie

 

[The Associate]

Who (is Furd claiming) has a shit fetish? Me, or Ollie?

 

[Fredricka]

You cockeye

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Thats quite an accusation lol

 

[The Associate]

Okay, that's not only repugnant, it's also totally made-up. The "Dames Depository" thread is 11 pages long, and there's zero indication on any one of those pages of a "shit fetish."

 

[The Associate]

Just more made-up gas from the resident snaggletoothed Paki crackpot.

 

[Fredricka]

Its true oliver, hes always posting shit

 

[Fredricka]

He thinks no one notices

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I aint gonna judge

 

[The Associate]

I think somebody laced your curry with something this morning.

 

[Fredricka]

You should oliie, its disgusting

 

[Fredricka]

Us decent folks dont want to see it

 

[The Associate]

She lacks the confidence to think she alone is enough. She has to gaslight you into serving her agenda.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Shit Fred baby im the very definition of disgusting

 

[The Associate]

Maybe Ollie and I should have a contest to see which of us is the more filthy degenerate.