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[Jack]

ugh I had to deal with a shoplifter

 

[X]

I love how poast after poast from perv 6 goes ignored BASAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Fredrick]

That sucks, man. Hope it didn't get too ugly.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I hope you raped that shoplifter Jack

 

[Fredricka]

Even the baptising baby one mentions dump

 

[Jack]

got straightened out after I called the cops

 

[X]

I’d have punched you in the eye and left with the merch

 

[X]

Called the cops!!??

 

[X]

 

[Fredrick]

Indeed. Peoples' attitudes do tend to course-correct pretty hard when the po-po's get involved.

 

[X]

Was it a diamond ring?

 

[Jack]

I'd have pressed charges on you, fuckin scumbag

 

[Fredrick]

"One-Adam-Twe'v, see da Mammy!"

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Jack called the cops after the perp was left laying naked with asshole agape

 

[Jack]

'you go into stores and steal shit?

 

[Fredricka]

A bar of soap X, important stuff

 

[Fredricka]

Expensive too

 

[Fredricka]

Jack will lose a dollar

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You dont have to justify to us why you dont bathe Fred

 

[X]

Press charges, I sit in the clink with the indentation of your face on my fist LOL

 

[X]

Grinning

 

[Jack]

doubt that.

 

[Jack]

scumbag

 

[X]

And then I’d tell the cops what a perv you are

 

[Jack]

scumbag

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wonderful, more hatered

 

[X]

 

[X]

I love yooo Ollie by golly

 

[Fredricka]

Its better than cockeye scat ollie

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]