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Don't any of you ya-hooz let me catch you taking a shit on a sleeping Pekingese! (Not saying I think any of you HAS done that. But, anyway, if you were thinking about it -- don't do it!)
 

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Speaking of cows, I've scripted my instance of the "farting cattle" mod in New Vegas so that when a brahmin or bighorner passes gas, any NPC that's too close will have a "yell and flee" reaction. Fucking hilarious.
 

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Brahmin: PFFRRRRRRFPPPTTT! NPC 1: "Holy Shit!" NPC 2: "I don't need this!" NPC 3: "I'm outta here!" (All three take off running)