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[jack]

I hoid it thru da grapevine

 

[Fredricka]

I see

 

[Fredricka]

Could be Chinese whispers

 

[jack]

or whispers from the source.

 

[Fredricka]

See alt? See how i stick up for u?

 

[jack]

gonna go get a glass of wine. Putting a buz on tonight

 

[Fredricka]

Tempted to do the same

 

[Fredricka]

Drown my alt sorrows

 

[jack]

ah there my glass and my bowl they comfort me.

 

[Fredricka]

Can you believe they say i have to keep the glass shard in my hand like im a war vet or something?

 

[jack]

oh fuck, are you kidding?

 

[Fredricka]

Seriously

 

[Fredricka]

Its a joke

 

[Fredricka]

I might have to pester them

 

[jack]

it will get infected I would think?

 

[Fredricka]

I bloody hope not

 

[jack]

you should never have a foreign object in your body. Maybe they think your boady will just reject it naturally.

 

[jack]

I would soak it in epsom salts until it pops out

 

[Fredricka]

Its closed over now, they say you can live with stuff in you and its fine. Doesnt sound right to me

 

[X]

Oh god, who set doctor JACK-ass in motion? Stop it Freddy!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cut it out with a paring knife and some tweezers.

 

[Fredricka]

Look x, jack is my first port of call when im injured, that's just how it is

 

[Fredricka]

No way reggie

 

[X]

 

[X]

Okay okay Fredricka .. he’s a tincture for all life’s ills my bad

 

[Fredricka]

Jack ehould have his own sub, call it dr jacks surgery, we can all get our stuff sorted promptly

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Just pour some rubbing alcohol on it as you slice.

 

[X]

He probably did his wife’s penis amputation

 

[X]

 

[X]

I’ve gotta go to a BBQ tonight ffs last time they gave me salad with GRAPES in it, the fuck is that