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[Reggie_Essent]

WTF! Why is there no one here to entertain me? Don't you fuckers know you're supposed to be on station at all times?

 

[Frood]

Would a rousing rendition of Love Shack while wearing a latex mermaid tail do the trick, Reg?

 

[Fredricka]

Make reggie do it, he should be entertaining us. Get your banjo out reggie

 

[Frood]

I wasn't going to do it.

 

[Fredricka]

I thought u were offering

 

[Frood]

The latex mermaid suit wreaks havoc with my pubes....

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Fredricka]

Lol

 

[Frood]

You all laugh but try not to scream and drown when you're five feet under the surface and a big tuft of sack hair gets ripped out

 

[Frood]

...so I've heard...

 

[Fredricka]

Sure, u heard

 

[Frood]

The fish heard me...

 

[Master Pu]

Frood got two pads of coarse steel wool between his legs with not much in between.

 

[Master Pu]

Brah, TRIM

 

[Master Pu]

Fuckin' dude has the FUNK and refuses to use the goldbonds for alleviation.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Sup Master?

 

[Master Pu]

Hey Rancy wats the news

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Just ate 2 lbs of watermelon

 

[Master Pu]

Pizza in the oven bbl peace!

 

[Frood]

At least I can still feel through my appendages....

 

[Master Pu]

Lol youll be pissing all night!

 

[Master Pu]

You even have an apppendage?

 

[Frood]

You had a neurological penectomy. It's still there but you only get excited when Xeno is balls deep.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Dudes selling watermelons on the road always have the best ones

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The ones they sell in the supermarket suck

 

[Frood]

Benzo thinks dudes selling roast beef sandwiches and curly fries have the best ones....

 

[mastersplither]

Goddammit Twinkerbell...I knew you were a blockhead. You insist I'm this other guy because I have "master" in my name like Master Pu? Real power IQ play on your part.

 

[Master Pu]

Froodle my man, get a Wahl groomsman and make your curly fry look as menacing as possible instead of a cheap generic gummy worm-

 

[Master Pu]

BTW, aint no street vendor selling RB sandwiches or curly fries up this way we have standards.

 

[Master Pu]

Supermarket melon all we gots here Rancy. Probably from Brazil fyi harvested a month ago and gassed like a corpse until it sits in a cardboard bin a few miles away.