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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Let the roaches have the planet.

 

[Weeg]

ok but not my cave

 

[Weeg]

@Larry Loungelizard yoo in europe?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@Weeg, Yes, I'm in Kiev ducking Putin's rocket powered tampons.

 

[Weeg]

are yoo really?????????

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Geez, weeg, are you incapable of knowing what a joke is?

 

[Weeg]

Well no. where are yoo?

 

[Weeg]

OHIO?

 

[Weeg]

Come to the CAVE!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No thanks. I don't relish the thought of a post apocalypse smelling your farts.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

That is a fate worse than death.

 

[Weeg]

I have 12 packs and chips

 

[Weeg]

Mommas are worse just so yoo know

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Which makes you fart faster.

 

[Weeg]

so where are yoo at

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Milwaukee

 

[Weeg]

LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Weeg]

well yoo dont have to worry about a direct nuke hitting there because thay wouldnt waste one on that city

 

[Weeg]

Yoo drink Shot's beer?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Now I'm insulted.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm a Lagunitas fan.

 

[Weeg]

Why insulted?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Insulted that a nuke won't be used on Milwaukee. I mean, we're worth at least 4 warheads.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe 5.

 

[Weeg]

No no nothing there to nuke besodes drunk peeple and snow

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Eat shit and die!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Weeg]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[Weeg]

9pm BOOZE CUTOFF!!! WTF COMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!