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[The Question]

Public wanking seems more your speed.

 

[Adam Hitler]

wasnt that how you became "visually challenged"?

 

[The Question]

No, but I hear it's how you met the woman you call your "mommy."

 

[Adam Hitler]

just stop pulling your plunger in public, ok buster?

 

[The Question]

Can't stop what I never started.

 

[Adam Hitler]

this is a family friendly board and we don't appreciate deviant behaviour

 

[The Question]

Well, that's two lies in one. Congratulations.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thanks but flattery won't earn you a pass

 

[Adam Hitler]

If deviancy is your thang, message Alticus.

 

[The Question]

One of these days, you'll discover how much more powerful telling the truth is; then you'll be "sore amazed" as Shakespeare would put it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Only fags quote Shakespeare.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Busted.

 

[The Question]

Brits quote Shakespeare; are you saying all Brits are fags?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nope. I'm saying you are.

 

[The Question]

And can you point to all the people who care what you say?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well there's you for one.

 

[Adam Hitler]

you've been nibbling my ankle ever since you arrived on here.

 

[The Question]

Nope, couldn't care less what you say, Plastic Fritz.

 

[Adam Hitler]

sure sure...

 

[The Question]

I see, now you're trying for comedy.

 

[Adam Hitler]

your behaviour suggests otherwise.

 

[The Question]

My behaviouououour suggests what, now?

 

[Seamajor]

Morning Scouse. How’d the door go last night?

 

[The Question]

BUY MY VARIABLE-GEOMETRY BAGELS! *SUCKERRRS!*

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hello Semen.

 

[Seamajor]

With Lox please

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mind the AIDS... Precious Gay has had a recent coughing fit

 

[Adam Hitler]

He hasn't been right after returning from his trip to San Fran

 

[Seamajor]

Really? I must have missed it

 

[Adam Hitler]

weird