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[Jack]

and yet, she really wasnt. I watched that entire conversation.

 

[Weeg]

Oh I know! I heard all about it

 

[Jack]

Your hearing aid is broken according to "Momma"

 

[Adam Hitler]

She eventually stopped the drunken spam and went for a lie down

 

[Lily]

So drunk, I was driving around crashing into garbage bins, old ladies crossing the road, and stray pets

 

[Weeg]

past out

 

[Jack]

did you fuck her silly again weeg? I hear your a father to one of your brothers

 

[Lily]

It was a shitshow!

 

[Jack]

did you fuck her silly again weeg? I hear youre a father to one of your brothers

 

[Adam Hitler]

She ought to take better care of herself at her age.

 

[Weeg]

yes get the cirrossis

 

[Lily]

The police are looking for me now. BOLO and APBs were issued.

 

[Lily]

But the bastards can't find me. Wheeee!

 

[Weeg]

Yeah Jack is in the same boat

 

[Weeg]

Quick hide!!

 

[Lily]

You'll never find me!

 

[Weeg]

Behind the curtains?

 

[Lily]

Hell, I'll get back in the car again and go on another drunk drive!!!

 

[Lily]

Who can stop my drunken binges!

 

[Lily]

Who can stop my drunken binges?

 

[Weeg]

Uh oh we need a INTERVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Someone call her mother...

 

[Lily]

FU, Weeg! No intervention, I'm ginna drink all day everyday. This is a free cuntry. I can drink all I like!!

 

[Jack]

Weeg, you're such a fake asshole. You act like a little girl. SCREEEEEEEEEECH! WHIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

FU, Weeg! No intervention, I'm gonna drink all day everyday. This is a free cuntry. I can drink all I like!!

 

[Lily]

*hiccup*

 

[Weeg]

GIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seamajor]

No shit Sherlock

 

[Weeg]

@Jack sounds like yoo need a diaper change

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lol who is Semen talking to?