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[jack]

 

[Adam]

At least you removed the 1995 timestamp this time!

 

[jack]

hope I look that good in 24 years

 

[Seamajor]

8 months ago Scouse. Before I left CR. I do appreciate your envy tho

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at all my adopted men

 

[Adam]

I'm just playing fella. Don't be so salty. It must be all that sea water.

 

[Weeg]

95!!!!

 

[Seamajor]

Are you still taking swim lessons at the YMCA Weeg?

 

[jack]

Does he have those little floaty duck wings for his wrists?

 

[Fredricka]

Hes not 95, nobody moves house and country at 95, this is bollox

 

[Fredricka]

He just looks 95, thats all

 

[Seamajor]

God yes. He’d drown otherwise

 

[Adam]

Semen's diet of fresh foreskins and adrenochrome has kept him in shape and youthful

 

[Adam]

Why are Brandy & Swilly so quiet? Have they sworn an oath of silence?

 

[Adam]

We can only hope.

 

[Fredricka]

I think lily has a lot of complaining to get through in pm's

 

[Fredricka]

Bf should take pm away from her too

 

[Adam]

Swilly sure does love a good moan

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Happy Sunday Bastards!

 

[jack]

Afternoon reggie.

 

[Blandscape]

I would like to congratulate Reg, for knowing what day of the week it is.

 

[Blandscape]

A step in the right direction!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Blandunce. What kind of boring drunken shit are you up to today?

 

[Blandscape]

Just the usual Reg, drinking Buck while fucking you up.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Good deal, Duncey. I'm just watching real football and thinking of some lunch.

 

[Blandscape]

Good deal, Duncey. I'm just watching real football and thinking of some lunch.

You are my lunch.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

GO COLTS!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

TOUCHDOWN BEARS!

 

[Adam]

Hey Brandy, is it true that you've offered to help wean swilly off the gin/?

 

[Adam]

no selfies plz Jack