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[The Associate]

@Admin. You suck at gaslighting. :)

 

[Lily]

I'm sure you're right @Seamajor. But he tries nonetheless.

 

[Lily]

He needs to stop following me around from thread to thread. He's a weirdo.

 

[Seamajor]

She claims she’s had 2 kids. Recall that DD?

 

[Lily]

I don't find Fruit interesting enough to follow his shitty life story. I've just got bits and pieces from what others post.

 

[X]

Well!! Let’s heer it lady!!!

 

[Frood]

Lily the Fat Pinata cries when being hit....

 

[Lily]

My kids at breakfast, I think it was my son, asked their Dad (from South America)...Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Lily]

Dad: What chicken?

 

[Lily]

kiddo: The chicken?

 

[Lily]

Whose chicken?

 

[Lily]

Just a chicken dad...why did it cross the road?

 

[Lily]

Dad: Why is the chicken at the road? Who let it out?

 

[Lily]

I was watching the cultural confusion between my kiddo and their dad, just kind of seeing how it would play out.

 

[Lily]

DAAAAAAAAD, it's a joke.

 

[Lily]

Well, I don't think this joke is very funny. If the chicken gets on the road, it's gonna get hit by a car.

 

[Lily]

No more eggs.

 

[Lily]

kiddo: The chicken!

 

[Lily]

The kid just looked at his Dad, then looked at his older sister...then they started giggling.

 

[Lily]

He just looked at us like we were all a little touched in the head...lol

 

[Frood]

He mustn't have been back after Allende got sent packing to the afterlife. All Chilean chickens drive Toyota Yaris's and the like now.

 

[Lily]

We were living in the US. We've always lived in the US.

 

[Lily]

The context are American roads. I don't know wtf you're babbling about.

 

[Frood]

^^^ dumb beaner....

 

[Frood]

(Who is Mexican I might add) verrrrry proudly.

 

[Lily]

How is that dumb? You're talking about people that have nothing to do with me and about what they drive.

 

[Lily]

Who fucking cares?

 

[Lily]

Dumbass.

 

[Frood]

Oink Oink!

 

[The Associate]

"I dream of a world in which a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned."