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[The Associate]

Ah, well, that sucks I guess.

 

[The Associate]

Time to torture Oliver Swanick by running the X-08 test again. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

 

[The Associate]

 

[Frood]

My wife tried to lick me on the groin earlier and I farted hard.

 

[Frood]

She thinks she's going to get pink eye now.

 

[The Associate]

Uh... swell? That'll learn her, I reckon...

 

[Frood]

I had seafood last night so yes it will.

 

[Fredricka]

She shouldve slapped you for that

 

[Fredricka]

I would

 

[Frood]

Her fault for sneaking up on me.

 

[Fredricka]

Its assault

 

[Frood]

Self defence...

 

[The Associate]

Does your wife do things like that often? Groin-licking ambushes and the like?

 

[Frood]

Yes, she's goofy. We're goofy.

 

[The Associate]

I was gonna say. Sounds like a rather cartoonish lifestyle. That's not a knock. Kinda dig it. Bet y'all get up to some zany adventures and shit.

 

[Frood]

I sometimes go to far with prankings.

 

[The Associate]

Ain't no kill like overkill, though.

 

[Frood]

I put 3 bags of fart bomb in her pillow case and detonated them while she was sleeping.

 

[The Associate]

Yyyeah. That... would be overkill.

 

[Frood]

Vomited everywhere including my side of the bed.

 

[The Associate]

Karma.

 

[Frood]

Weak stomach...

 

[The Associate]

Hell of a way to learn that lesson, sounds like.

 

[Frood]

I do this thing where when she's in a hot shower, I sneak in, part the curtain, and pee on her leg. Depending on the temp and colour, it may be 10 seconds before she realizes and starts screaming at me.

 

[The Associate]

I'm goin' to hell for laughin' at that.

 

[jack]

Spunds like @Seamajor i totally correct about Frood. That's just beyond fucked up and weird

 

[jack]

All of it.

 

[jack]

Sounds like @Seamajor i totally correct about Frood. That's just beyond fucked up and weird

 

[jack]

Sounds like @Seamajor is totally correct about Frood. That's just beyond fucked up and weird

 

[Frood]

Filled the kitty litter tray with coco pops last week. The dog went nuts.