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[The Associate]

 

[The Associate]

It's around here somewhere!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I saw in on top of the bookshelf.

 

[Fredricka]

I gave him money AND saved his life, hes an ungrateful toe rag

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Fredrick you need the Lead Belly perk to try this one

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

What the shit?? Where the hell do you find a box of cereal from the 60s??

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wouldn't surprise me if the person eating those flakes became a feral ghoul.

 

[The Associate]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© or "Old World Gourmet"

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Lots of abandoned shops all over the place. Maybe rations from a bunker? I remember a guy who found a bunch old soda cans behind a freezer on an old supermarket

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Wouldn't surprise me if the person eating those flakes became a feral ghoul.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Lots of abandoned shops all over the place. Maybe rations from a bunker? I remember a guy who found a bunch of old soda cans behind a freezer on an old supermarket

 

[The Associate]

Sounds like a great place for prospectors.

 

[Fredricka]

Sounds like a great place for numbers

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Just watch out for the deayh

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Deathclaws.

 

[The Associate]

Mmmm, deathclaws. Good eatin'.

 

[ESAD TIA]

and the Cazadors, fucking assholes

 

[The Associate]

Can't splice enough, I always say!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, the giant mantises are the worst.

 

[Fredricka]

This is cruel, now numbers is salivating at the idea of 80 yr 9ld food

 

[The Associate]

And 10 foot tall 40mph murder-lizards.

 

[The Associate]

Mmm, chicken LOAF. It's so... LOAFISH.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I bet it smells like rancid ratmole

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I bet it smells like rancid molerat

 

[The Associate]

Mmm, rancid molerat, mah fayvrit. Good in a casserole!

 

[Admin.]

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off who was left?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Pete's pal

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

HE got slapped by the fence's owner later

 

[The Associate]

With the fence.

 

[The Associate]

Guy swaggered up, ripped the entire fence up out of the ground, and WHAP