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I need to change the roof of the outdoor hut that houses the feral cats and my bike that I noticed one has taken to peeing on my tire
 
I like flattening a whole chicken and wrapping a brick in tin foil and placing on the flattened bird when it’s bbq’ing
 
Aww man, you guys chased Jack off, the trick is to let the insults drip so as not to spook the fella, let them trickle not a full out onslaught