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[Fredricka]

Thats how we say good morning now alticus?

 

[X]

Yes, the seasoning lots of lemon and oregano

 

[Fredricka]

I hope everyone saw how immature alticus was just then

 

[X]

Where’s Jack? Sweeping crickets from his website?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Immaturitcus!

 

[X]

Shower time!

 

[Alticus]

@MANCID RILKO LOL You got me on that one man. I'm quite immature for my age.

 

[Alticus]

Take care X

 

[Fredricka]

Ive got a bad neck, 2 days now i felt like the o rly owl

 

[Alticus]

Make sure to wash your balls for Prowler.

 

[Alticus]

Bad in what way @Fredricka?

 

[Fredricka]

A crick

 

[Jack]

She meant "prick"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Alticus We all are, freend. We all are

 

[Fredricka]

Hi jacksie

 

[Fredricka]

How does that even make sense jack

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Why I don;t go out anymore

 

[Alticus]

@Jack Don't pay any attention to these ghouls and their critiques of your forum. Got to start somewhere right?

 

[Alticus]

Not even Michael Jordan started out as a superstar.

 

[Fredricka]

He showed no sympathy, didnt even offer a neck rub f him

 

[Alticus]

@Fredricka Lots of things can happen to someone's neck. What problems do you have with yours?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

We need a new @Jack

 

[Fredricka]

I cant m9ve it, its painful

 

[Fredricka]

Are u offering yourself rancid?

 

[Alticus]

Think maybe you should get it checked out?

 

[Fredricka]

No ,i always get it, its probably from the cold

 

[Alticus]

Ahhh...I see.

 

[Alticus]

Maybe you should consider a new bed and some firmer pillows?

 

[Alticus]

Maybe you should consider a new mattress and some firmer pillows?

 

[Fredricka]

Theyre not even a year old, its not that