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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Frood we have the same winters lol

 

[Frood]

I've always enjoyed Auckland airport for the smoking rooms and/or chain linked fences out a side door of the international concourse....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Ivor Nissan tons of videos of Brazoolians visiting NZ, it's a beautiful country

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Auckland airport is an embarrsment. You have to walk 10 mins through car parks to get between the international and national terminals.

 

[Frood]

NZ does a nice touch on that.... probably because people are craving furious after nearly a day, and it's just cheaper to let people chain smoke without going through customs and baggage checks.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

The south island is amazing. Not sure what its like cost wise tho.

 

[Frood]

You never bothered to visit the south island?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Sounds like the people from São Tom'

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Sounds like the people from São Tomé who never visited Príncipe

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Im from there but Ive never done the tourist thing. Not a outdoor person. Its for outdoor people. Went skiing once, on my face lol.

 

[Frood]

I went skiing every Wednesday in high school and we were off our face by the time the school bus arrived. Then we buried bottles of vodka at the top of the mountain under snow and kept taking risks on black diamond trails....while topping up. I've never bled so much from jumping in the air, skidding, or breaking my nose repeatedly... but it was hella fun.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I can't even ski sober lol.

 

[Frood]

Neither could I.... at least downhill. But I was really good at cross country skiing on the back 60 acres with no torch at 3 am, only moonlight...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Maybe you're not a dual, Ivor

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But still

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I can't even stand up on skis lol.

 

[Frood]

Ivor could have dual genitalia... they would call that a white Nuzealanaphrodite. His/Her South Island looks a lot different from his/her North Face.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Frood]

Relax, Ivor... the boots are pretty forgiving.... just stay in them.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I'm a girl in the SI but once I get on the interisland ferry my dick grows back lol.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

He's a truly New Zealandroginous

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I'm going to look that up.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ivor is sticking around longe than most duals would

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Unlike Solm

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ivor is sticking around longer than most duals would

 

[Frood]

His pink bits are Newzealancornicopia... a feast for any bent.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No choice, Ive lost the password and forgot the spelling of the handle lol.

 

[Frood]

I call my handle "penis" or Sir Dick... how could you forget your penis name?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hiya Foreigners. Happy first day of the new year.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Its so small I forget its there.