1,000,000 Post Thread

[LotusBud]

Nah. Finger banging was a little bit not satisfying, if you know what I mean. That would never have cut it.

 

[Frood]

She made the workplace unsafe with her sexual behaviour, Scoundrel...

 

[Frood]

Midget fingers or a mammoth cave?

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm trying to place a situation that wouldn't have been unsafe according to modern policies

 

[Frood]

Can anyone say the earth is a globe or flat without seeing for themself though? Trust the science is a bit on the nose these days.

 

[LotusBud]

A situation that wouldn't have been unsafe? From her jealous wrath? None.

 

[The Prowler]

What kind of dude would be desperate enough to make out with LotusBud? Ugly and dumb. I bet she smells like dirt, too.

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's kinda........ WTF. Can I even be arsed to join this debate? I just tend to point at the horizon and nod slowly

 

[The Scoundrel]

You've never fucked a mong? Do you not drink?

 

[Krieg]

Happy New Year, Bastards.

(still not to 1,00,000. tsk)

 

[The Scoundrel]

I've known people for whom smelly, ugly and dumb would be first points of order

 

[LotusBud]

WHat's mong?

 

[The Scoundrel]

You've been out of the English speaking real world for too long hunny. Mongoloid

 

[The Prowler]

I would pass out before I would fuck a dumb ugly skank like LotusBud. I could be too drunk to walk and if a skank like LotusBud approached me I would still have enough sense to tell her to keep her distance. It is like basic survival instincts.

 

[LotusBud]

Oh. I never practiced ethnic slurs.

 

[The Scoundrel]

That inclines toward racist slurs which I never use apart from when referring to niggers

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Check out Miss Lotus flirting with the old Pom.

 

[The Prowler]

Now you might ask yourself: Is Lotus being funny? Or is she stupid?

 

[The Prowler]

Let me tell you: She is NOT funny.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Less of the Pom ya dirty rat

 

[Frood]

I work with a lot of dot heads, curry munchers, sand niggers, wingnuts, and sheep shaggers from NZ...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Lotus can be funny, Prowler. Just a weird dry kind of funny you have to look for ... sometimes for years. LOL

 

[Frood]

Like her growler in front of a mirror....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Or cxasting hexes over her cauldron.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I don't make ism's a point. I call my black freinds nigger because they call each other that. I call my gay freinds prancing fuckin queens for the same reason.

 

[LotusBud]

Many people do not get my humor. That's okay. It's a good way to weed peiople out.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Froods. Dya mind pal. Some of us a re drinking and don't want to spit it out

 

[LotusBud]

Frood said something funny? Heavens!

 

[The Scoundrel]

He can be a hoot when he doesn't know he's being funny

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah. No.