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[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Portuguese is BF's second language

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Press 1 for English, aperte 2 para Português

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

* presses 69*

 

[MANCID RILKO]

If you press that, X shows up dancing the Macarena nekkid

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Don't presss that

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oopps

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The Rules of Appalachia Never be in the woods from dusk till dawn. Never leave the marked trail. It's marked off for a reason. If you hear voices close to you, they're far away. But if the voices are far away, then they're near. ... Do not whistle or sing in the woods. Never look too hard into the trees.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Lily showed up nekkid as well

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It seems like Rio

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But in all seriousness, there are places like that in Brazoo

 

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I've heard some areas of the Amazon are like that, not even the natives go there

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Whats the age of consent in Brazoo?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Asking for X

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's 18

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I bet the weather is great there its so cold here right now

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Need a fat lady to keep me warm

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Flynn you heard Oliver, use your dragon powers

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Id rather freeze to death than deal with Mister Flann

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The consortium has your name now, Ollie

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I had to google that and im still confused

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You won't be confused when Flynnimal is sucking your life juices with their iridium proboscis

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

They/them i forgot Flynn is an IT

 

[MANCID RILKO]

We Brazoolians are not ready for the wind devils you Americans call tornadoes

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

All i can say is get underground if you can

 

[MANCID RILKO]

We don't have basements here

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Find a ditch or culvert to crawl into im telling you tornadoes are serious business

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm just happy Stefany Nascimento is well

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Who dat is?