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[Iggy McLulz]

If it wasn't for people like me, your elders wouldn't have had restraint beds. You fucking psycho!

 

[The Prowler]

Maybe if you did not start spewing random facts like an autistic Putz I would have ignored you.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm not stupid, just real. Something most people can't be.

 

[The Prowler]

What are you trying to say now, Low IQ McPutz? That you invented "restraint beds"? Hahaha!!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Fuckin' stupid people are so funny. Just out of the blue "If it wasn't for people like me, your elders wouldn't have had restraint beds." Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I am autistic but that doesn't matter you absolute moron. AUDHD specifically, but fuck you!

 

[The Prowler]

Who would have guessed!?!?!? Hahaha!!! It is obvious, you fuckwit.

 

[The Prowler]

Just waiting for McPutz to say something like "Look at the banana!!!!"

 

[The Prowler]

Step it up, McPutz.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

can you code a website?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I can

 

[The Prowler]

What the fuck does that have to do with bananas?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

nothing. It's a question. Yes or No?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

It's my turn for questions.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You keep grilling me, my turn. Fair is fair, no?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I haven't coded in years but, I bet I can figure it out.

 

[The Prowler]

By "code a Website" do you mean use a Web browser as an interface to provide end users access to backend data to perform their tasks instead of a traditional client-server software topology?

 

[The Prowler]

You mean like the time a taxi company asked me "Hey TP, can you develop a Web site that will let us schedule car owners to shifts, and book drivers to those shifts, providing secure access to the users?"

 

[The Prowler]

And "Oh, and let the car owners have access to all the drivers, but allow them to rank the drivers by preference. 5 levels of preference should be more than enough. And let drivers slot themselves into shifts as long as they fit the criteria set by the owners, without the owners having to solicite the drivers?"

 

[The Prowler]

And "Give drivers the ability to easily search for any shift where they meet the criteria needed...and provide notifications to the owner if any upcoming shifts have not be filled by a driver...and allow owners to change the criteria so more drivers can have access to certain shifts...and allow the owners to notify qualified drivers of the upcoming shift that need to be filled."

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I mean create an entire front page at least

 

[Iggy McLulz]

nothing crazy

 

[The Prowler]

And "Generate pay reports to owners. And....." Wait. What?!? "create an entire front page"......oh, that sounds pretty technical. Not sure I could do that!!!!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

One thing I've learned is people can talk the talk. I'm being humble and you're still trying to go out in a blaze of glory.

 

[The Prowler]

McPutz, I have created very complex Web applications. I am not a graphics artist type and I do not produce needlessly flashy user interfaces. I produce applications that make people more productive at their jobs.

 

[The Prowler]

You asked and I answered. What was the point of that, you fuckwit?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Oh so yo know how to have a convo if you want to

 

[The Prowler]

When I opened a retail store, I coded the Point-of-Sale software and also fully-integrated Accounting software.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Nice

 

[Iggy McLulz]

so you're part of logistics an damn well know warehouse workers are important.