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[SirSuperSouthern]

*deep sigh*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The story goes like this: a terrible beast named Fred aimlessly walked the woods...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And that's all the the fucking thing did, was drag-ass through the woods without bothering or up setting anyone there...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Peaceful creature was sure aimed at by relatives of mine and so on... but no one could squeeze.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Pro hunters/snipers can lay in the same spot for days, weeks, without loudly announcing the presence of ant's or flys' or their goddamn cell phone texts despite the i? being turned on Silent Mode.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit I fart...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thens I see Fred...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then my beer...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Such choices are made there for real men, like Fredricka...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fred heard my head hit the butt of my gorgeous rifle. *gone*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*blibks*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*blinks*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*adjusts*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*Looks deeply into the soul of my Earthquake*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*groans loudly*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Next time dammit, I'll git it next taaaaaammmm...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Story don't end 'till it does with... you!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yo Becky, wanna fuck?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Open my next Earthquake bitch...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then lean back and open wide like an African she-warrior...

 

[Frood]

Ok, after I wash my hair....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Dude, I'm upset at the moment...

 

[Frood]

Why's that?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How much time ya got?

 

[Frood]

5 minutes

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shiat...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm fuckin' helpless then...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bastard...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I never li... wait, you never liked me!