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[X]

Don’t you fish, or walk or go out?

 

[X]

I have a fraction of your supposed wonderful life and manage to stay offline a few hours a day

 

[wizer]

What happened to Brandy is similar to what happened to Murdy except Murdy was never a hottie

 

[wizer]

Stop complaining about my life take a few moments and complete your T-shirt order thank you

 

[X]

Why do ladies hurt you wiser? Too many said nice guy too bad about the giant nose?

 

[wizer]

Says the man heating 40-year-old virgin who pisses in his diapers and loves to brag about it

 

[X]

I’m 55

 

[wizer]

Says the woman hating 40-year-old virgin who pisses in his diapers and loves to brag about it

 

[wizer]

Even worse that much older and still a virgin

 

[X]

Ha ha I always bend Wizerburg up

 

[X]

You can actually see his temperature rise when corresponding with me

 

[wizer]

There he goes again bragging about something he supposedly did that. He's so proud of. If you actually accomplish something you wouldn't need to say it, but you didn't so there's that.

 

[X]

From poast to poast it goes up as I antagonize the Jew fuck HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[wizer]

Also, if my words seem a little bit weird, it's because I'm dictating. Recovering from hand surgery.

 

[X]

Jerking off mishap?

 

[wizer]

As far as the T-shirt goes, I assume it's a size extra small like your dick

 

[X]

Wayward foreskin?

 

[wizer]

Wrong times two, keep guessing this is kind of fun

 

[wizer]

It's not that I burn my hand doing a Jewish prayer so you can skip that one

 

[X]

You’re dicktaking???

 

[X]

 

[wizer]

Oh my God, what an old lame joke is that the best you can do fucking loser

 

[wizer]

Try to be creative. Here's an example.

 

[wizer]

My hand surgery is not because I'm an atheist. I accidentally dipped it in a holy water because I was thirsty. I'm looking for a quick drink of water.

 

[wizer]

Again, the sentence structure is a little messed up because of the dictating, but I did at least try to work a joke there unlike you regurgitate the same shit all day long

 

[wizer]

But I don't like to be rude, I appreciate the attention you've given me by nipping around my ankles, so I try not to ignore you X

 

[wizer]

But you gotta give me something I can work with. Diaper pissing, and racist slurs don't interest me.

 

[X]

Look Wizerburg, here’s how you loGG out, watch …

 

[Weeg]

Mornin freends

 

[Weeg]

WIZER!! Is yoor hand died or is it ok?