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[Reggie_Essent]

I can do better than what Jack? Having a bonfire or insulting Adminge?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Rancy! How's Brazoo this afternoon?

 

[Admin.]

Ignored Content HAHAHAHA!

 

[Admin.]

. #winning

 

[The Associate]

It's not fake, you oblivious asshole. Your 'side' really IS systemically batshit crazy.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Lost causes dude... they're brainwashed by their views/news. It's obvious when they OPPOSE every single thing Trump does or that Biden was a good prez... they had nothing to say about his policies.. so weird and why I tuned outta politics. Its a cult thing now. Filled with divisive ideas and not how I grew up in the 80s.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Defund the police and open the borders lolololwtf

 

[The Associate]

Same. When Hinckley took a shot at Ramblin' Ron, nobody claimed that it was staged. They hadn't all yet become so brainwashed that they failed to go, "Uhhh, that guy's bugshit and tried to whack POTUS to get an actress to look his way."

 

[The Associate]

These days, they'd claim either A. It was faked, *and*, B. Ronnie deserved it because Reaganomics = Literal Naziism.

 

[The Associate]

But the pulpit-poundingly *perplexing* thing is, the Obliviati here aren't Gen Z crayola-heads. They're in my age bracket -- they *saw* the brainwash comin' out of the nozzle, and instead of ducking *aside*, they plunged *into* it.

 

[The Associate]

I'm watching people with sufficient life experience to dodge the duplicity *choose not to do so,* and all I can do is stare and blink and go, "What the 1970s-vintage faux-woodgrain FUCK?"

 

[Fredricka]

Who set off rant man?

 

[The Associate]

I was channeling the ghost of Carlin. You mad?

 

[Fredricka]

Plagiarising?

 

[Fredricka]

Again?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That shit is a tongue twister

 

[The Associate]

Yes, Turdlicker. I plagiarized a dead man's comedy bit about a thing that happened years *after* he died. You absolute sandwich.

 

[The Associate]

HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

 

[The Associate]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Fredricka]

Rancid is making more sense than u tq

 

[The Associate]

Would you care for a Mentat?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I'd rather have some PSYCHO

 

[jack]

TQ reminds me of someone who took really good acid (or peyote) and never came down

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Did you guys have the "VHS magnetic tape tea to get you high" urban legend too?

 

[Fredricka]

I never heard of tgat, rancid

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I'm not even joking

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[jack]

You're never joking, as I have learned Rancy. You've had a stranger and more interesting experiences than I, and that's frightening

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL I never took that shit Jack, I just remember that floating around when I was a teenager

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The usual "a friend of a friend did it and it worked"