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[Aryan Victory]

Timezones?

 

[wizer]

I miss mountain biking. I brought mine here but it's way too hilly

 

[wizer]

Yes Adam I didn't realize we were in similar time zones it's 8:50 pm here I tend to be out of sync with most posters here and elsewhere

 

[wizer]

And with me getting old and time for bed sliding gradually forward I tend to nod off just as things start to get humming

 

[X]

I hate sleeping, little slices of death fuck it

 

[X]

If you guise see the guy in my AVI call the cops he’s wanted for beating off on the curb watching cats mate

 

[wizer]

I heard a comedian say that line a long time ago it freaked me out at the time

 

[X]

I like this one I heard from a comedian, dude says I have a seashell collection, perhaps you’ve seen it I keep it stored on the various beaches of the world ha ha ha ha

 

[wizer]

That guy on the curb would have a field day here. It happens all day long, with lots of screeching. We put the hose on them

 

[wizer]

Steven Wright?

 

[wizer]

sounds like him anyway

 

[X]

Yea you really need a trap neuter and release thing

 

[wizer]

We're working on it, well at least my wife is, I haven't been all that helpful

 

[wizer]

I'm turning over a new leaf

 

[X]

Ha ha yes!! It’s Steven wright, that guy is hilarious

 

[wizer]

drugs may lead nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!

 

[wizer]

oh here's a relevant one. "Curiosity killed the cat but at first I was a suspect".

 

[X]

 

[X]

He’s great

 

[X]

The straight face he maintains throughout his act

 

[jack]

I used to love him on SNL

 

[wizer]

That's what does it. The deadpan delivery. Well and the witty oneliners.

 

[jack]

And his soft spoken monotone. Almost whiny

 

[Aryan Victory]

I hate that curiosity killed the cat saying

 

[Aryan Victory]

poor kot!

 

[wizer]

Not a good cat week for sure

 

[wizer]

I had Black's headstone engraved earlier today, it was a rather somber moment for me

 

[Aryan Victory]

you have kots?

 

[wizer]

Well ok not quite engraved. I wrote RIP BLACK with a Sharpie

 

[wizer]

I thought you misspelled cats as that was the topic at that particular moment