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[Fredricka]

Which part was indecipherable?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

All of it.

 

[Fredricka]

What do you make of larrys weird eyes, doc?

 

[Fredricka]

Ibhope hes still awake i needcl to know his diagnosis

 

[Frood]

Fred must be on the cask wine aka goon box aka box monster....

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

She's got to get help. I don't think AA could do her a favor.

 

[Frood]

And on a weekday no less...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Shameful.

 

[The Prowler]

So many people here abuse drugs and alcohol.

 

[Frood]

Let us join in prayer for Fred...

 

[Fredricka]

Frood cannot talk, he drinks every night of the week,

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Oh great Creator of all things, please extend a glimmer of mercy to our friend Fred.

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler cant talk , hes partial to his jesus juice

 

[Frood]

No I dont... where did you get that from, Lush Flaps?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Let her gain the 20 IQ points that would make her an imbecile instead of a moron.

 

[Fredricka]

From what u tell me frood, ure always at it

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And please grant her the common sense required to know when to cut back on the drink.

 

[Frood]

Ok, Fred Flaps.... whatever you say.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

In your name, we praise forever and ever, amen.

 

[Frood]

Amen, Larry

 

[Fredricka]

I take notice frood, i cant help that

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Shut up larry, amen

 

[Fredricka]

Haha

 

[Frood]

Fred is such a sloppy drunk.... one set of lips mimicking her other set....

 

[Fredricka]

Did u dream about me again last night frood?

 

[Fredricka]

He did

 

[Fredricka]

We know

 

[Frood]

I work at night, Fred the Maggoted...