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[Frood]

Fred's drunk Octopussoir wants to jump my bones....

 

[Fredricka]

8 think murdy mightvstill be my mate

 

[Fredricka]

Bones!!, as if anyone could get to them, fatty

 

[Frood]

You're a mess... lol

 

[Fredricka]

Yes , we know where u steal your lines frood

 

[Frood]

Time to nick down to the Bottle O.... for a quiet one. Not like Fred Frazzled.

 

[Frood]

Me thinks some Sav Blanc is in order...

 

[Fredricka]

Whats bottle o?

 

[Frood]

Bottle shop

 

[Fredricka]

O ic, your jealous and going down the off license for a few bottles

 

[Frood]

1 bottle... from the Marlborough Region of NZ

 

[Fredricka]

See? See what hes like? He wants to be drunk took

 

[Fredricka]

Hurry up

 

[Frood]

On 1 bottle? You pissweak lush.

 

[Frood]

Be back in 10 minutes. Don't choke on your own vomit.

 

[X]

This is why don’t delivery to Rancids house.

 

[Frood]

@Fredricka

 

[Fredricka]

What if i said i had a whloe bottle of whiskey, theres no winning this, either im too drunk or dont drink enough. Ed peckers is what u are

 

[Frood]

If you drank a whole bottle of whiskey, as a female, you must weigh at least 80 kilos to be able to continue typing...

 

[Frood]

You've basically admitted you're obese.... lulz

 

[Frood]

Fat Freddy!

 

[The Associate]

That's... OBEAST.

 

[Frood]

 

[The Associate]

I can't imagine Turdie entering a room any other way except smashing her way in, knocking over everyone/everything else in there in the process, then letting out a stupefied bovine bellow before shitting on the floor.

 

[Fredricka]

Hang on, when did i say i had a whole bottle of whiskey, show me

 

[Frood]

Have a Gatorade and a greasy fry up, Fred Flaps....

 

[Admin.]

hey I have a question, I just ran to the store to pick up some Asparagus they have on sale when I got home, I noticed the mileage on the odometer ends in -86, should I go drive it around the block a couple times in case ICE sees it or something?

 

[Frood]

Why would ICE care if you sucked 86 illegal dicks?

 

[Admin.]

hey I have a question, I just ran to the store to pick up some Asparagus they have on sale,when I got home I noticed the mileage on the odometer ends in -86, should I go drive it around the block a couple times in case ICE sees it or something? I don't want Snowflake Donnie to sue me or anything.

 

[jack]

Jesus Christ I leave here for a bit and LOOK AT YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!