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[Frood]

I can't get close to you, Fred. Your flaps have razor sharp teeth.

 

[Frood]

@Jack ??? Is,Flaps wasted again?

 

[Fredricka]

I dont want u to get close to me frood

 

[Frood]

@Jack ??? Is Flaps wasted again?

 

[The Associate]

It's true, Turdie has a use. I mean... as compost, but that's a use.

 

[jack]

I dont think so but it was almost 2am her time

 

[Fredricka]

How does it look like im wasted, jack, look at this perfect spelling

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Frood]

She's not AS wasted as she was the other day, Jack... but she is definitely sloshed.

 

[Fredricka]

Told

 

[jack]

is it not 145 am your time?

 

[The Associate]

That's why we call her Sloshy McGluggins. :D

 

[Fredricka]

Nobody says that tq

 

[The Associate]

We do now, Sloshy!

 

[Fredricka]

Youll forget 5hat tomorrow when you're sober tq

 

[Frood]

Fred is "Teh Aldi Box Monster" @The Question .....

 

[The Associate]

I'll forget 5what?

 

[Fredricka]

Should u be drinking with ure money problems even,,?

 

[Frood]

Box Monster sez wut?

 

[The Associate]

^^Sloshy McGluggins

 

[The Associate]

Had Grok whip that up just for you.

 

[Fredricka]

Y3s frood, wecl got it without the Google, its not that deep

 

[Frood]

 

[The Associate]

Look how excited that made her. Flaps be flappin'!

 

[Frood]

Plonk Lips is catatonic!!!

 

[Fredricka]

CATATONIC is not typing, does frood know what CATATONIC is? Even?

 

[The Associate]

Wouldn't even surprise me if Sloshy herself is passed out, slouched in her ratty ol' chair, while them prehensile flaps just keep slappin' at that poor oily keyboard.

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah, i just posted thats passed out

 

[The Associate]

I can picture (and almost hear it). Sloshy just foghorning and drooling whilst the flaps go on a-slappin'.

 

[X]

No heman chic to take out on a BLIND date you faggot hatted idiot