1,000,000 Post Thread

[Adam]

As a superior poster I feel it my duty to keep the rest of you faggots in line.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hey Adam, I'll pay you $5 to change your handle to Adam Attentionwhore.

 

[jack]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Adam]

Its ok Larry, I wouldn't want you to go short this month.

 

[jack]

Better get up off those knees quick that Miss Hitler.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeah, I'm very butthurt.

 

[The Associate]

Time to see what's in the offing for a breakfasty dee-lite.

 

[jack]

Better get up off those knees quick then Miss Hitler.

 

[jack]

I had a good breakfast this morning

 

[Adam]

Take a deep breath Jack, I would hate you to overdose on male ass

 

[jack]

Your obsession with male ass is amusing Adam.

 

[The Associate]

Looks like I might have to hike my flabby pale ass down to the Safeway and snap up some groceries.

 

[jack]

Psure no one else around here talks about it as much as you do.

 

[Adam]

Jack you bury your nose in it constantly, hence the reference.

 

[jack]

speak for your self Madame.

 

[Adam]

do you suffer from downs syndrome? You are pretty retarded

 

[The Associate]

Let's think aloud here... eggs, corned beef, bacon, Tabasco sowss, potato...

 

[jack]

speak for yourself Madame.

 

[Adam]

go Mccies , Queefy.

 

[jack]

avocado, shredded cheese, tomato

 

[Adam]

treat yourself

 

[jack]

a little mayo and ketchup, or hot mustard

 

[The Associate]

Nah, I don't do mayo. A little Sriracha Aioli, maybe. Mayo's too bland.

 

[The Associate]

I spent four years in the mid, where they haven't yet discovered the concept of 'flavor'. Like, as in, 'food should taste like something'.

 

[jack]

try the hellmans salad spread with olive oil, thats not bland at all

 

[The Associate]

I mean, the regional standout there is 'hot dish' which is just 'tuna casserole with a layer of tater tots on top of it'. That's their big food flex.

 

[jack]

I love sriracha aoili, there's your topping

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

TQ, add this to your list, POARN!

 

[Adam]

Jack is definitely the expert when it comes to man mayo