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[Fredricka]

Mother country is best it seems jack

 

[wizer]

but in Greece once the high season hits it may not rain for months other than a light drizzle

 

[wizer]

Reggie doesn't harass me we get along

 

[wizer]

he's one of a select few I don't fight with, off the top of my head I actually can't think of anyone else

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

MAGA!!!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I did like greece but i couldnt live there, id go to Cyprus, its more civilised thanks to the English

 

[LotusBud]

BTW, wow, you have water delivered, @wizer? Where does that water come from? I live in this amazing 2nd world country where the water comes through pipes and it goes to every house in the village.

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka so yeah, there are some backwards things about where we live it's a bit annoying at times but worth it

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Thank you for getting nekkid with me LotusButt

 

[Fredricka]

We get along wizer?

 

[wizer]

@LotusBud it's delivered by truck, the water is pulled from a reservoir near Corinth

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka I would say we have a "strained" relationship that occassionally borders on the abusive

 

[wizer]

my therapist says I should spend less time with you

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

The Rapist is always right

 

[Fredricka]

Well you could try being nicer wizer

 

[wizer]

we supplement the water delivery with rainwater that we can collect off the roof. Gutters to large water jugs with a float pump that puts the water in the main tank

 

[wizer]

I've cut our water delivery needs in half during the wet season.

 

[wizer]

The only other backwards think is no paper in the toilet. But after rinsing my ass for the last year I wouldn't want to do it any other way

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I wanna move in with you and be a water guy

 

[wizer]

in fact if I am somewhere without a sprayer and use toilet paper it feels backwards

 

[wizer]

you want to be a water guy and live with me? That's an odd statement Oliver

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka if you don't take shots at me I'll be nicer. I respond in kind.

 

[LotusBud]

@Reggie_Essent is constantly harassing me for living in Portugal because it's such a backwards, 2nd world country. I have fiber optic and running water, no delivery needed in my village. I also have AC. We can put paper in the toilet here as well, though many places say not to.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I could be a toilet paper salesman

 

[wizer]

Or I just ignore. But you're worth conversing with

 

[Fredricka]

He doesnt let his wife use t paper, thats not nice

 

[wizer]

@Oliver Shagnasty lots of European countries don't use toilet paper

 

[wizer]

they use bidets

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka in fact she uses paper she doesn't like the sprayer

 

[Fredricka]

Wizer, you likd the shots, dont pretend