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[Fredricka]

Yes, jog on alt

 

[jack]

My life isnt boring at all.

 

[jack]

Only a complete moron would assume to know what I do irl.

 

[Frood]

You sell trinkets, gag jokes, and greeting cards at a brickabrack store in New England, Jack. You're boring.

 

[Fredricka]

If frood came on holiday with me hed get depressed about his own life

 

[jack]

You'd be completely wrong thre Frood.

 

[Fredricka]

Same as if he came to my pub

 

[jack]

You'd be completely wrong there Frood, thus proving my point succinctly

 

[Frood]

My life is infinitely more interesting than your lives combined and squared.

 

[jack]

He'd probably show up as DD on "Ladies night"

 

[Fredricka]

Tell us about your interesting life of red wine frood

 

[jack]

@Frood opinions are like assholes. You have a huge one, except it's cracked and has a hole in it.

 

[Frood]

Jack is pushing 80 years old and Fred needs a trolley for her labia just to walk forward...

 

[jack]

LOL red wine Frood.

 

[Fredricka]

Can we not think about froods asshole, its lunchtime in a bit

 

[jack]

I am? How old am IO exactly frood

 

[jack]

I am? How old am I exactly frood

 

[Frood]

I never drink reds, dumb dumb's.

 

[jack]

All of frood is a giant asshole. He's a walking talking butthole.

 

[Fredricka]

He does drink red jack, he told me, hes lying again

 

[jack]

He lies about everything. Like breathing.

 

[jack]

"dumb's" is plural not possessive you illiterat asshole.

 

[Frood]

Fred waa drunk (again). I even posted a picture of the bottle of white wine. She was blind...lol

 

[jack]

"dumb's" is plural not possessive you illiterate asshole.

 

[Fredricka]

He pretends to have a job, but hes just a layabout

 

[jack]

links or as usual, you're lying.

 

[jack]

he pretended to be female for a couple years from what I've seen actual proof of.

 

[Frood]

Off to work.... incidentally. Ciao lush and geriatric.

 

[Fredricka]

That was a different day frood

 

[jack]

who does that shit?