1,000,000 Post Thread

[Fredricka]

I just had a good week of drinking last week, calm down hyacinth and stop being jealous

 

[Fredricka]

At no point did i fall into a bath and piss my pants

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

That was cold hearted.

 

[Fredricka]

How?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Bringing up his accident? Really?

 

[Fredricka]

Its what hed want larry

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Frood]

Is what it is...

 

[Fredricka]

Frood, tell him

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Very philosophical.

 

[Fredricka]

He knows the game, if he cared he wouldve kept his trap shut

 

[Frood]

Shit happens. Shit can still be funny.

 

[The Associate]

When ya give her a chance to be a shitty person or not, ya can't really grouse when you find out which she'll pick, right?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Good point.

 

[The Associate]

Disappointing when she picks 'Be shitty'? Sure. But, eh, it was one of the options.

 

[Fredricka]

Like no ones going to mention frood stumbling into his bathvand pissing his pants, hes lucky i didnt start a whole thread on it

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at u sensitive girls

 

[The Associate]

Why WOULD anyone mention that? What for?

 

[Fredricka]

The funniest part was him pissing his pants

 

[Fredricka]

Obviously

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Sympathy sex?

 

[Fredricka]

I did at least wait for him to be able to see my posts before i made fun of him, decent of me i know

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're such a saint.

 

[Fredricka]

Not really, i didnt want to waste lols

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Begone, woman!!

 

[The Associate]

Waste 'em? You're reheatin' 'em from last week.

 

[The Associate]

Shit's past it's sell-by date.

 

[Fredricka]

Did u even see his posts to me when i was viciously attacked by that beast of a dog?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

Not today. Is my point.