1,000,000 Post Thread

[The Question]

Funny at the time is for the time, not forever.

 

[Fredricka]

Its just getting started tq, how ever long he bores us with flap posts is how long piss your pants in the bath posts will last

 

[The Question]

Back tae yer hobbit hole wi' ye, Swilldo Saggins!

 

[Fredricka]

Don't think so, in fact i might pour myself a vodka and pull an all nighter

 

[Fredricka]

Really put in the work

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Geez, get a life.

 

[Fredricka]

Geez, get some lines

 

[Fredricka]

New ones

 

[Frood]

Frantically fumbling in the dark looking for the toilet because you just woke and are busting seems right on the money if you stumble, crack your skull, temporary losr consciousness, and the wee goes free..... it could happen to anyone...

 

[Frood]

When we lose consciousness for good, we all shit and piss ourselves. I'm just lucky I didn't need to poo!

 

[Fredricka]

No matter how drunk ive been ive never head butted taps and laid in a tub of pee for the night

 

[Fredricka]

Sure frood, i believe u

 

[Frood]

About half a minute.

 

[Fredricka]

You lost consciousness, how do u know how long u were there?

 

[Fredricka]

The pee was still warm?

 

[Frood]

The amount of blood in the tub and the rate that blood was gushing off my face.

 

[Fredricka]

My god, youre a mess

 

[Frood]

Nah... it healed rather nicely.

 

[Fredricka]

I remember, you really exaggerated all that actually

 

[Frood]

Whatever you reckon Flap Karen.

 

[Fredricka]

Frood says he gives in, naturally

 

[Frood]

I grow tired of your kindergarten level trolling, is all. It can become rather banal..

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

What do you mean 'become'?

 

[Fredricka]

Sure frood, youre remembering just now you showed us the pic

 

[Frood]

Of the nose? Why wouldn't remember if I went to the trouble of taking tge pic, hosting it, and linking you to it. This is why women should have to pass a merits test to gain and keep an internet connection.

 

[Fredricka]

Larry, literally everything you post is repeated banality over and over, know yourself

 

[Frood]

Don't be trite, Freddy Flappenstein.

 

[Fredricka]

I know youd be disappointed if i didnt bring up your papercut

 

[Fredricka]

If i just said tldr to everything

 

[Fredricka]

Admit it