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[X]

**gym

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They got two hands. Tell them to fend for themselves.

 

[ESAD TIA]

SeaTard just called me slow... that really hurts coming from him.

 

[X]

I know papa Reggie

 

[X]

I hate when people call me names here Esad

 

[X]

It’s traumatic

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

They should go hunting the mighty papajohns.

 

[X]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's what I told my kids when they got old enough to feed themselves, X.

 

[Fredricka]

Hi cockatiel, want some seed?

 

[ESAD TIA]

I shall be incredibly upset about it for the rest of the week :(

 

[X]

I’ve got to start treating them like that now

 

[X]

It’s like when I broke up with fredricka, I simply said look babe you just don’t do it for me anymoar

 

[X]

 

[X]

You’re quite chatty and I keep tripping over your flaps

 

[X]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Fredricka]

Esda, i told him, i hate your hair i cant look at you anymore, he told me hes not cutting it, i said bye

 

[ESAD TIA]

Theres two sides to every story and i believe the side that doesnt call me Esda

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I call you Elon.

 

[Fredricka]

I think this is sexism asda

 

[Frood]

It takes two to Flapdango....

 

[ESAD TIA]

Call it what you will THREAD but i believe X dumped you because of the cheese rumours

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I heard all about the cheese.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Shes like a ploughmans lunch

 

[jack]

Yeah me either esda

 

[Fredricka]

I dumped x because hes a bird who sits on froods shoulder, no woman likes that

 

[ESAD TIA]

You said it was his hair last time, your story has more holes in it than swiss cheese... Coincidence... i doubt it

 

[ESAD TIA]

Im not very hungry any more frood. :/

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@Frood, You are a genius!