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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

She knows exactly what she's doing. And it's not pizza

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Again, what pizza?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're a day late and dollar short, Weeg.

 

[The Associate]

Ploop!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

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[Reggie_Essent]

No assholes around?

 

[jack]

Only you I guess.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There's one!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hiya jack!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Jack is lower case now. Next, he's gonna be mental case

 

[jack]

It's always been that way Rancy. This is the only board it was capped.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Mental case? That makes him a perfect presidential candidate.

 

[jack]

and that was by accident.

 

[jack]

I should run. Certainly old enough.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You'd corner the retard vote, jack.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Which is whos been voting for the last few elections.

 

[jack]

That was a dirty crack. Speaking of that, how's the fluffing going with Fred?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fred's wang is bigger than Reggie's.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fred's cool. She brings me mugs of Hobbit ale and good beef sandwiches.

 

[jack]

Wang Chung

 

[jack]

Meat flap sandwiches?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Fredricka]

See how he baits me? He loves his beatings, does 71

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Screw ale. Lagunitas RULES!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Some Mexican beer is OK. I like Dos Equis.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I prefer Pacifico.

 

[jack]

Dos Equis is excellent, as well as Tecate with lime

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But mostly I drink cheap domestic lager like Old Style™

 

[jack]

Tecate is a little darker