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(Admin throat hums a version of a Scorpions song but has the lyrics, "cock suck you like a hurricane", in his empty, vacuous, yet full airways...
 
Holy Fuck! My power was out for almost two hours! I had to light candles! I was about ready to break into my MREs and start knapping some arrowheads off a big piece of flint I have in my garage.