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Shush Johomo. All you need to say in Creole Portuguese is "Pay upfront; don't cum in my arse without a gold foil covered chocolate coin"...
 
You want to nick Johomo's prostate with your geriatric forked tongue and the name of some anonymous bird who got you catfished?

That's some kinky shit, Rip Van Tinkle...
 
Penis forehead works too
You want to nick Johomo's prostate with your geriatric forked tongue and the name of some anonymous bird who got you catfished?

That's some kinky shit, Rip Van Tinkle...
Reading is clearly is something you’re not very good at DD