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[Fredricka]

So much jealousy here, go out and find your own hunks

 

[X]

Remeber when we did it reeks? The friction nearly set the sheets aflame

 

[X]

I think we shagged umm yeah it was like 10 days

 

[Fredricka]

It hurt though x coz of your bentness

 

[Fredricka]

You need to get that seen to

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe Jack could do you a Willy tincture?

 

[Frood]

My saliva is widely known for its recuperation strength. Like Epsom salts...

 

[Frood]

It's in the cock snot of a thousand North African border invaders...

 

[Frood]

Was it something I said or my breath???

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Its the halitosis.

 

[Holliday 3000]

X and Everlast had to go take their meds.

 

[Frood]

Is KY jelly classified as a med?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Has the media been alerted?

 

[Holliday 3000]

I got sweet NJ corn in the pot. Had some the other day, and it was sooooo good I went back for more on the way to a small pond of Largemouth Bass.

 

[Frood]

You know where Swedesboro is, Alfred?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I assume its in Sweden.

 

[Frood]

No. Gloucester County.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

How many brothels are in the county? Asking for friend.

 

[LotusBud]

What county? ANswering for a friend.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Weeg]

@LotusBud yoo see the moroccan police throwing stones at the criminals thay released into Spain that were trying to come back across the border??

 

[Frood]

The west is over....

 

[Admin.]

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[LotusBud]

@Weeg, why don't you try doing something useful with your life?