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[X]

No she’s not good when I broke up with her she didn’t give me back my other sexy underwear

 

[jack]

They only live about three weeks X, so as usual you were kind to otherwise helpless living things.

 

[Seamajor]

Thanks amigo, I’ll pass

 

[Fredricka]

See how im nice and he brings his filthy knickers into it?

 

[Fredricka]

Will there be a funeral x?

 

[jack]

Is it true that Dilf has a Barbie that's "ribbed for his pleasure"??

 

[Seamajor]

Yo Dilf

 

[Seamajor]

Wait. Freds filthy knickers?

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor is viewing HELP lol, he needs it

 

[X]

Thanks for that info jack I’d take it outside every time I smoked a doob in the backyard

 

[Fredricka]

See h9w his eyes light up when filthy knickers are mentioned? 9bsessed

 

[Seamajor]

Try washing them Fred.

 

[jack]

X is saying she stole some of his undies when he was dry humping her in the elevator.

 

[Seamajor]

Maybe you enjoy the odor?

 

[jack]

You are kind to animals X. That's a good thing.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Stop it @Seamajor She never did anything to you that makes her deserving of constant barbs.

 

[X]

I’ve heard freakricka forces holdaghay to wear my seXy underwear

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

And its always such filth holliday, he knows im too ladylike to be that rude back to h8m

 

[jack]

I'm trying to decide what I enjoy more....shutting Fred up, or Holliday.

 

[jack]

It's a tough decision.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

X will be clicked too 8n a minute

 

[jack]

I'm sure it doesnt take much to talk him into it. His ex-wife says he used to steal her panties all the time.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

X FAKE NEWS!

 

[Fredricka]

I had a giant elephant moth in my garden once, raised from a coccoon, till he flew off

 

[jack]

He was never big enough to stretch them out though, even though we was "hard as a rock" according to her, whenever he wore them, which was often.

 

[Fredricka]

It was quite nice coloured

 

[Fredricka]

And made a loud noise when he flew

 

[Fredricka]

I bet hed beat up your gay butterfly