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[jack]

Spam screenshotted and reported.

 

[jack]

according to you double butt buddy thats grounds for assboxing.

 

[jack]

according to your double butt buddy thats grounds for assboxing.

 

[jack]

 

[Frood]

It's not spam because it's true. Your bumhole resembles a smashed punnet of raspberries... lol

 

[jack]

Now that I got what I wanted time for you to go :click:

 

[Frood]

^^^ what Sausages says when she's retracting her meaty fist from your sultana .. lol

 

[Admin.]

Oh look the token trans woman is being hostile to a woman, how ordinary.

 

[Admin.]

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care... Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? My only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

 

[Frood]

Oh look..... (get to it, dong licka')

 

[Seamajor]

Look a DD, being hopeful. Sorry hon

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

She's been talking about fisting herself with sausages all morning. Must be Frank cut her off again.

 

[Seamajor]

Franks not well either.

 

[jack]

Does he have sausage syphillis?

 

[Seamajor]

Worse.

 

[X]

 

[jack]

Hi X. Weeg was lurking but not posting early this morning. Fred showed up to post and he immediately logged off.

 

[Adam]

FUCK OFF @jack

 

[Adam]

 

[Frood]

No yuo, Jacksie....

 

[Frood]

I have just finished off the bottle of bourbon I purchased approximately 17 hours ago.... yay me.

 

[Admin.]

...

 

[jack]

That explains all your graphic descriptions of fisting yourself with sausages. Well done @Frood

 

[Frood]

No yuo, Sausage Fingered....

 

[Admin.]

"I'd rather have a bottle inside of me, that another frontal lobotomy" Toodie Froodie

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

He must be drunk, he usually doesnt fist himself with sausages so frequently.

 

[Admin.]

"I'd rather have a bottle inside of me, than another frontal lobotomy" Toodie Froodie

 

[Seamajor]

Are you fucked up now DD? Franks nowhere to be found.