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[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

That was some nonsequitur by the mock mod.

 

[jack]

 

[X]

Fred how come you don’t pick on me? I feel so left out

 

[X]

Are you racsist against good looking people?

 

[jack]

You have to get under her skin.

 

[X]

This stranger yelled at me today

 

[jack]

I love it when that happens.

 

[X]

Told me to get the fuck in the bike lane, I calmly told him I’m not allowed he insisted I was LOL he was making me feel so bad and he wasn’t even correct LOL

 

[jack]

Tourettes amok is the response.

 

[jack]

whip out your phone, instant karen video

 

[X]

Things like that make me nervous, last week a dude chased me down for 3 sets of lights becuase I zipped by him and his fag scooter

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fuck! Shit! Ass! Elections!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Internet tourettes is the worst.

 

[X]

He told me I’m lucky I’m on the camara of the bus or else he’d hit me, I got up put the kickstand and I don’t think he expected me to be 6’3 I walked over to the sidewalk bus driver yelling don’t bother I asked the guy what now faggot he rode away ha ha

 

[X]

I’m too old for this shit

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Fucking cool

 

[X]

Not to mention losing muscle mass from age

 

[jack]

I was pulling into my parking space at my apt when some idiot cut me off (its a private lot) and parked in my spot. I parked directly behind him and got out and went into my apartment. made him wait ten minutes before i came back out.

 

[jack]

That was an interesting conversation.

 

[X]

 

[jack]

There's a butcher shop next door and everyone always tries to use our lot to park when they go in. I think I harshed his mellow, or something.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You probably mashed his hello.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You probably marshed his hello.

 

[jack]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Or mashed his jello.