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What is a "dido dog" anyway? You never clarified but Jack was quick to pick up your buttplug and reinsert it when you lost your shit over "dido dogs"... lulz
 
It's about 67 here with a gentle breeze, a very nice day.
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I like a 80-84 F dry day, no humidity.... the perfect temp and atmosphere to keep your armpits and crotch moisture free because it naturally evaporates.... unless you're wearing a suit.
 
But I came up with a novel approach decades ago for hot humid days where you must present nicely for and hour or two.... Maxi pads. Line your base layer/undershirt/underpants with adhesive maxi pads. Those things absorb a lot of moisture for their size.... enough to get through a job interview, wedding, or funeral in 115 degree heat.
 
Um, are we all just ignoring the fact that frood wears sanitary towels? Ok, i didnt see it neither